WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Every single time I see a picture of a child sitting on Santa’s lap and they are crying, it cracks me up.  And when I say it cracks me up – it totally cracks me up.  What is wrong with me?  I think it is funny when the happiest, jolliest fella in the world is the scariest, creepiest weirdo to kids when you plop them on his lap!  Thought  I would show you a few pictures and see if you get the same reaction.

I USED TO THINK…

My kids and I had a funny conversation the other day.  They were telling me what they used to think when they were sooooo little!  Keep in mind they are 12, 10, 8, and 4.  Here are a couple of the funny ones.

When I was little, I used to think…

that the curvy bike racks were actually SNAKE CAGES!

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When I was little, I used to think…

that Disneyland was on the top of Saddleback Mountain.

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When I was little, I used to think…

that there was a person named Busy because mom would get on the phone and then say “It’s Busy.”

TAKE 18 BILLION

Here is the picture that I put on the homepage of my Find Me Book website.  Looks cute and adorable BUT it took a few trillion takes.  Thank goodness for digital cameras!

HERE WE GO!!!!!

AND AGAIN

AND AGAIN

AND AGAIN

AND AGAIN

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GOT IT!!!

Check it out @ http://findmebook.com/

FUNNY STUFF

      I don’t think I have seen a more hilarious poster.  Have you?

Check out the little tabs you pull off!

     Here is another pic that totally cracks me up.  It is a CELL PHONE FOR SENIOR CITIZENS!

     YES – this was my 8 year old today .  It was NERD day at his school and he ROCKED the look!!!

My little nerd!!

MORE PUZZLING QUESTIONS

   Why do we leave cars worth thousands  of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

What do they ship Styrofoam in?

Why is a boxing ring square?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, is she guilty of resisting a rest?

What color does a Smurf turn when he is choking?

UPDATE – THINGS THAT CRACK ME UP

I can NOT believe I forgot to include this picture in my last post.  THIS was the reason why I was going to blog about Things That Crack Me Up.  Those pretty little tippy toes belong to my dad.   He was taking a little nap one day and his precious little grandchildren decided to paint his toenails.  They were giggling so hard and grandpa gave them the reaction they all wanted!!!   He is a great sport

Very FANCY

THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT CRACK ME UP

 I took this picture of my dad helping his grandchildren build a treehouse.  It completely cracked me up to see his feet positioned like that AND it was for quite some time.

  

This picture totally cracks me up too.  It is of my father-in-law going on a roller coaster ride at Disneyland.  Now that face is showing you        EXACTLY what he is feeling AND thinking!

Kindergarten Eve

 

This is how I found my daughter the night before she started kindergarten – all ready for school.  Thank goodness she dressed the pink alien up also!!!

 

There are tons of funny things happening in your life everyday – you just have to  Eyes Clip Art them!

MORE PUZZLING QUESTIONS

  Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

  If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

  Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

  Who was the person that looked at a chicken and said
“I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it’s butt.” ?

  What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

  If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

  Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

  What was the best thing before sliced bread?

  Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

  How come there aren’t B batteries?